I sat down to write a post about how very calm and relaxed I am feeling and how I think 2018 is going to be a very good year, I mean, it started on a Monday, therefore it’s destined to be awesome. But then my other half waltzed in and told me to show a little restraint next time and not eat his Malteaster bunny that he’d left in the cupboard.
Zen moment ruined.
Who the f**k leaves a Malteaster bunny in the cupboard, half eaten mind you, and expects it to be there at any point in the future?!? I’ll have you know I ignored that thing for 2 whole days. Whilst dieting. Let me say that again for you all so it can really sink in.
I ignored the most delicious chocolate in the world, that was already open and missing its head, whilst on a diet, for 2 whole days!
You know that famous marshmallow test done in the 70’s where they told kids if they waited and didn’t eat the marshmallow in front of them then they’d get a whole bag of marshmallows later? I’m not one of those that would have waited, I’m the one that ate that marshmallow the minute they left the room. As for the bunny, I waited 2 whole days, I sent a warning message that went unheeded.
I ate the rest of that bunny.
It was good. I regret nothing and I would do it again. I would eat that sucker every time.
You have been warned…